laugh-out-loud-or-die:

I almost die laughing first time I saw this picture

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Timestamp: 1371586659

laugh-out-loud-or-die:

I almost die laughing first time I saw this picture

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him

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fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

(Source: the-punslinger, via onceuponacaskett)

hipsswayandlipslie:

me, every single day.

(Source: alecziscute, via b3autifulbreakdowns)

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

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happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

Oh look there’s math to prove it too

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Timestamp: 1371576699

happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

Oh look there’s math to prove it too

(Source: dareyounottolaugh, via smashtonashton)

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